Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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