I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
