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im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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