Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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