I CAN MOONWALK!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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