a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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