You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
did i just pee glitter
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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