There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
