i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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