This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have feelings that need drinking.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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