and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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