dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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