Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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