there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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