k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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