Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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