Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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