That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
