he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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