what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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