k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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