curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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