i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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