Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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