that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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