"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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