just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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