ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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