Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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