Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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