I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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