I must be too annoying 4 u.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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