My room smells like vodka and shame
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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