On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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