For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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