whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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