That's intense
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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