dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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