i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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