Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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