she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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