Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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