it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That accounts for only three of the penises
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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