You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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