i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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