the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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