Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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