It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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