this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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