so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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